Cinco de Mayo

I vow never to celebrate this trully American Holiday any longer. I have nothing against Mexicans in general, it just the ones flaunting the law. Go through the legal channels like millions of others have over the last 225+ years. But walking around waving your flag, advocating the Reconquista and saying you were here first does not endear your cause to my heart. In fact I get the exact opposite feeling. If a backlash happens, don't come running to me for help amigo, it ain't gonna happen. I think we should have a day similar to the boycott that happend on May 1st. On this day, if you can't provide proof of citizenship/birth certificate at an emergency room, tough shit sherlock. If you're due to recieve some sort of government handout and you can't provide proof of citizenship/birth certificate , tough shit sherlock. If you're incacerated in one of the many fine prisons where you get 4 squares, a bed, cable tv and you can't provide proof of citizenship/birth certificate, tough shit sherlock. We'll send you down to Maricopa County and have Joe make sure everything is all right on the chain gang. Hell, we should just make this a whole month. This rant provide by me, whose father jumped through hoops for 15 years to get his citizenship the right way. All I can say to you is, Cinco de Fuck You! I think I'm gonna get some T-shirts made with CFY on them with little tiny type underneath expalining what it means. Hello to all from Outside the Beltway!